I realized the other night that Rheingold, my stuffed rhino, makes an excellent glasses holder while I’m sleeping. So here he is, taking care of my glasses for me while I dream.
What a great friend, eh? I don’t know what I’d do without him.
Well, I’d probably keep storing my glasses in the bathroom overnight, actually. But that would be way less cool.
Thanks, Rheingold, for making me so much cooler. I’ll make sure Larissa lets me keep you beside our bed once we’re married. Promise.